Breaking News: Evidence Proves Bush Defaced Spanish Painting

putin_defaced_painting_spainFormer President George W. Bush was interviewed by his bad-girl-turned-bumbling-but-lovable-news-correspondent daughter Jenna Bush Hager this morning on the Today Show. Bush, who is known worldwide for his paintings of dogs (and the occasional cat), revealed his new series of paintings of famous world leaders including Vladimir Putin and Bush’s own father, former President George H.W. Bush.

As an art lover, I took it upon myself to study the former President’s paintings in detail and came upon a startling discovery. Readers may recall the Jesus fresco in Spain which became art world news in 2012 when it was defaced allegedly by elderly woman who fancied herself an amateur art restorer. I, however, have uncovered undeniable evidence of a conspiracy to cover up the fact that the famed fresco was actually defaced by George W. Bush! Judge for yourselves, but I think the evidence speaks for itself.



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