It’s another new MommyEnnui weekly feature! On WTF Wednesdays, I will present to you a random assortment of things that make you say, “What the f**k?!” Today, we cover ridiculous vintage paperbacks. Next week, it could be something mind-blowing from nature, an asinine quote by Sarah Palin, or a review of a shockingly bad sitcom that somehow made it onto network television. The possibilities are endless.
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- You’ll never look at your Cuisinart the same again.
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- Ladies, always carry an axe and a theremin just in case you run into a murderous faun.
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- Don’t get excited. Chances are, she’s at Target.
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- They shared a seductive glance over the patient’s pus-filled abscess.
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- Joe was confused. How could she be a Brooklyn bohemian without a thrift store cowboy shirt, high-waisted jeans and Terry Richardson glasses?
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- If by “hopped up killer” you mean guy who eats Doritos and watches Judge Judy all day, then yep! He’s your man.
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- …also known as the ladies of Bravo TV.
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- The foursome was going well until the alien embarrassed them all by ordering an appletini.
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- A gold-digger’s harrowing tale of life before Viagra.
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- “Dear Diary, Sometimes I dream of locking the kids in their bedrooms and escaping to the Barney’s warehouse sale with a trio of stylish gay men.”
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