It’s another new MommyEnnui weekly feature! On WTF Wednesdays, I will present to you a random assortment of things that make you say, “What the f**k?!” Today, we cover ridiculous vintage paperbacks. Next week, it could be something mind-blowing from nature, an asinine quote by Sarah Palin, or a review of a shockingly bad sitcom that somehow made it onto network television. The possibilities are endless.
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You’ll never look at your Cuisinart the same again.
Ladies, always carry an axe and a theremin just in case you run into a murderous faun.
Don’t get excited. Chances are, she’s at Target.
They shared a seductive glance over the patient’s pus-filled abscess.
Joe was confused. How could she be a Brooklyn bohemian without a thrift store cowboy shirt, high-waisted jeans and Terry Richardson glasses?
If by “hopped up killer” you mean guy who eats Doritos and watches Judge Judy all day, then yep! He’s your man.
…also known as the ladies of Bravo TV.
The foursome was going well until the alien embarrassed them all by ordering an appletini.
A gold-digger’s harrowing tale of life before Viagra.
“Dear Diary, Sometimes I dream of locking the kids in their bedrooms and escaping to the Barney’s warehouse sale with a trio of stylish gay men.”